Malky, that's hilarious! Short and punchy - I like it. I bet people will move aside and say, "Ah, sorry Malky!"

I love the idea of putting a family recipe on a tombstone. I think it's more common in North America (I have yet to find a tombstone recipe here in France. Though if I do, I will totally try making it! Haha.)

https://observatorial.com/news/world/129991/tombstones-with-family-recipes-from-alaska-to-israel/